Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.