Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!