General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.