The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
I'm Irish. We think sideways
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.