I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

I told you I was sick.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!