Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
In the human race today, you came last.
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.