I told you I was sick.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!