I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Its all in the mind, you know.

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.