Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.