We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.