We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

In the human race today, you came last.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse