Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.