Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant