We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.