I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.