It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.