I told you I was sick.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)