I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

In the human race today, you came last.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.