I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!