My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

I told you I was sick.

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant