It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I told you I was sick.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.