If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.