We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.