Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

I'm Irish. We think sideways