Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?