Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.