On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!