On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.