I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light