My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?