Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.