Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.