Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I told you I was sick.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.