Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.