And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light