I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.