Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?