I'm a hero with coward's legs.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.