I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

In the human race today, you came last.