If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush