In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

I told you I was sick.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.