In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Its all in the mind, you know.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush