If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
In the human race today, you came last.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.