Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
In the human race today, you came last.
I'm Irish. We think sideways