We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.