Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.