Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.