Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.