Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?