Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.