Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.