If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

You've gotta understand what Putin's strategy is. He really doesn't like democracy. He thinks it's an inconvenient, messy process. And he doesn't like us, and he wants to destabilize our country; sow doubt about our democracy.

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.