If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.