I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.