Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.
Stephen ColbertThe shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.
Stephen ColbertWe will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.
Stephen ColbertThere is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.
Stephen Colbert