Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.