it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.