it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.

Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."