it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.