โYou cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
Stephen ColbertObama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
Stephen ColbertEvil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satanโs disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from Godโs loveโwhich is what hell is. Removing yourself from Godโs love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.
Stephen Colbert