Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.