Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the president because he's certain of his choices as a leader, even if the facts that back him up don't seem to exist. It's the fact that he's certain that is very appealing to a certain section of the country. I really feel a dichotomy in the American populace. What is important? What you want to be true, or what is true?

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?