Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!