Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.