I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me. That's why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you're talking about the gap between what people say and what they do.