If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.