There is a residual sense for me, having grown up in the early '70s, that I did not know I had, which was a sense that the military are different than I. Because there was such a divide between the military world - and there still is, because there's no draft - and the civilian world is one of the rotten harvests of the Vietnam War, was this sort of bifurcation of America in that way.
Stephen ColbertThe Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
Stephen ColbertWe're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
Stephen ColbertI love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
Stephen ColbertContraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
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