America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

I'm fascinated that people drawn to cults want to know what to do. And people want to know what to think. And people want to know how to feel. Not just what to feel but how to feel.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.