America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.