This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

I'm not a standup. I didn't start off as a writer, I learned to write through improvisation, and so that's the part of the show that can most surprise me. The written part of the show, I know I can get wrong. You can't really get the interview "wrong."

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock