Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
Stephen ColbertI love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
Stephen ColbertIf you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.
Stephen Colbert