This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.