I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes from getting casinos [on screen: 'Thou Shalt Not Compete'] and bribe congressmen in the process. Know what I call that? I call that business as usual in Washington. [on screen: 'Screwing Indians']

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.