After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.