What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? I’ve always liked that phrase “He was visited by grief,” because that’s really what it is. Grief is its own thing. It’s not like it’s in me and I’m going to deal with it. It’s a thing, and you have to be okay with its presence. If you try to ignore it, it will be like a wolf at your door.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

You seem cynical because you're always talking about that selfish behavior that's dressed up as altruism. It doesn't mean there isn't altruism. It just means that it's harder to make jokes about altruism.