Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.

I'm impervious to logic.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.