It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.

Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.