It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.

When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.