Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?