Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.