Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.