Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.