Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.