Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.