I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.