I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?