They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
Stephen ColbertCitizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.
Stephen ColbertComedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.
Stephen ColbertFor me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.
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