I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.

Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.