Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.