Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

I actually do not think that's how what's happening to our government is going to be stopped. I think people who are willing to be civically engaged and believe in the promises and the progress of the last fifty years that will save this country.

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.

It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.