Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.

Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005