Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?