Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ