Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.