Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?