Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
Stephen ColbertRepublicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.
Stephen ColbertWe're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
Stephen ColbertI'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.
Stephen ColbertScience attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. Thatโs right, โwaste.โ I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!
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