I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.