I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!