(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.