Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.