I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.