I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.