I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief