Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
Stephen ColbertAtheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.
Stephen ColbertI am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.
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