No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?