No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

It's much better to invite the audience to be part of your show rather than saying, "I command you to do this." The other thing is, you have to follow through. If you initiate a game and they take part, you can't stop until it reaches a mutually satisfying resolution.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.